How can I believe in God when just
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
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Quem você é
To remeber who you are, you need to forget who they told you to be.
Para lembrar quem você é, você precisa esquecer quem eles mandaram você ser.
Happiness cannot be traveled to
Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace, and gratitude.(Não se pode ir até a felicidade, dominá-…
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When kids get angry
When kids get angry, they deal with it in one of two ways. They either hurt themselves, or they hurt someone else
#teenwolf#ingles
Where we love is home
Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
#revenge#ingles