How can I believe in God when just

How can I believe in God when just

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

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You don't know, I can move heaven and earth, to be forever with you.

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Make a wish… Wishes do come true.

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People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you… and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

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(Salve a Terra, ela é o único planeta com chocolate.)

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