
How can I believe in God when just
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
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I love the little things you do
I love the little things you do.
(Eu amo as pequenas coisas que você faz.)

"You never know what results will come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result."
"You never know what results will come from your action. But
if you do nothing, there will be no result."
By Gandhi

Why walk on water when you can fly
Why walk on water when you can fly?
(Por que andar sobre a água quando você pode voar?)

When the gods wish to punish us
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.”
#ingles#oscarwilde
When you compare the sorrows of real life
“When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever.”
#ingles#alexandredumas