
How can I believe in God when just
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
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Mantenha-se forte
Stay strong. Even when it feels like everythins is falling apart.
Mantenha-se forte. Mesmo quando parecer que tudo está caindo aos pedaços.
Save the earth
Save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate.
(Salve a Terra, ela é o único planeta com chocolate.)

Love is difficult to find Easy to lose And Hard to forget
Love is difficult to find
Easy to lose
And Hard to forget
I love my life because my life is you
I love my life because my life is you.
(Eu amo minha vida porque minha vida é você.)