How can I believe in God when just

How can I believe in God when just

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

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America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.”

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If your happiness depends on what somebody else does

“If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.”

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